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I have a friend who writes songs about sewing machines.

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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, “Here are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

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I just found out I’m colour blind.

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So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,