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How did the farmer mend the holes in his jeans?
With cabbage patches.
Prison is more than just a word.
It's a sentence.
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
He wanted to visit Pluto.
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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
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