The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I asked my wife if I’m the only one she had ever slept with.

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I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep.

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If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

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When is a car not a car?

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

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How do you make holy water?

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What does a zombie vegetarian eat?