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I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep.
Not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car.
Wife asked me why i don't take her anywhere.
I answered: "What's the point, you always come back."
My son won’t eat Atlantic cod
He has Pacific taste in seafood
A girl named Ruth quit working at our office.
I've been referring to the office as 'ruthless" since then.
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