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I want to die like my grandpa did, in his sleep.
Not screaming like the people in the back seat of his car.
What happened when the magician got mad?
She pulled her hare out!
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
What do you say to someone you tried to drown but didn't succeed?
Sea ya later.
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