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Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?

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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

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I’ve been caught money laundering.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?