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What's the best kind of booze if you want to dance all night long?
What's brown, wrinkled, and lives in a tower?
The Lunch Bag of Notre Dame.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
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