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My son turned 27, so he's no longer covered by my health insurance.
In other words, his manufacturer's warranty is up.
How do you tuna fish?
You raise or lower the scales.
As a lumberjack, I know that I've cut exactly 3,141 trees.
I know because every time I cut one, I keep a log.
Caller: Operator! Call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, you're an ambulance!
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While my wife was in labor I read her jokes to distract her from the pain, but she didn’t seem amused...
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