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What kind of tea do hockey players drink?
Soccer striker: I had an open goal but still I didn't score. I could kick myself.
Manager: I wouldn't bother. You'd probably miss.
My wife convinced me to have reversed roles during sex last time...
That was a pain in the ass.
I call my toilet "the jim" instead of "the john."
That way I can tell people that I go to the jim first thing every morning.
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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me.
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