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My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.
She just can’t seem to let it go.
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Wife asked me why i don't take her anywhere.
I answered: "What's the point, you always come back."
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You know you're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling...
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