A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks,
"Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
My 6 month old son has his first milk shake today.
My wife was breastfeeding him during the earthquake.
Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”