The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...

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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

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I love telling dad jokes.

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My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”

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What word starts with "e", ends with "e", and only has one letter in it?

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A man came up to me and said "Man, your clothes look gay".