Riddles
Categories
Login
Submit
Type to search for Riddle here.
Jokes
Login
Submit Joke
The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.
2
My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said “Dad, I’ve got a joke for you.”
Then she ripped it in half and said, “Never mind, it’s tearable.” I feel like I’ve succeeded as a dad.
REVEAL ANSWER
PREVIOUS JOKE
NEXT JOKE
RELATED RIDDLES
-1
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
"No whey!"
REVEAL ANSWER
0
Don’t stare at a glass of water.
Take a pitcher it’ll last longer.
REVEAL ANSWER
0
My last annual performance review said I lacked passion and intensity.
They've never seen me alone with a really big cheeseburger.
REVEAL ANSWER
Search Jokes
Search
Joke of the Day
Husband: Whisper dirty things to me.
REVEAL ANSWER
Please Login
In order to upvote or downvote you have to login.
Login
Close
2
2
