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My dad banned me from saying "Hell", so I asked: "Have you thought of any alternative names for hell?"

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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today.

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"Hey dad, I'm taking a shower"

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The day I turned 42, my daughter walked up to me and said "happy...", and started timing on her watch. After a long silence she said...