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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
Stupid firemen.
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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
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My cousins are like the letter K.
They are okay by themselves, but get horribly racist when 3 of them get together.
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I just flew in from a Transformers convention
And boy are my arms tires
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