The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

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What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?

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A man in a wheelchair just stole my camouflage jacket :(

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If you cut of your right arm

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What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?

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Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?

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I once made a belt out of $50 bills