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I once had a hen who could count her own eggs.

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On his deathbed, my grandfather said, “Remember these two words. It’ll open a lot of doors for you in life.”

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I finally realized why trees don’t have teeth.

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Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.