Did you hear about the toilet company that got shut down for being a monopoly?
They were number 1 and number 2 in the business.
My dad burst into my room and said, “Wanna hear a joke?”, and then proceeded to fart for a whole minute.
He said. “Sorry. That was a long winded story.”
So Thanos, Hulk and Ironman decided to create a group chat...
It's called Snapchat
I’m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.
It helps me speak boulder.