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My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I still accepted them for who they are. I told them quite clearly that I loved them no matter what they chose.
I was being transparent.
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
My wife swiped our debit card on my butt crack.
She said "transaction denied, insufficient buns."
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at work.
So, I have an uncle, once removed.
Joke of the Day
Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.
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