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2020 can’t end
Because we’d be admitting 2021.
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I keep trying to lose weight,
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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I don’t get why people hate necromancers so much.
Can’t a guy just raise a family in peace?
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