You know you're getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling...
and you didn't do anything the night before.
A receptionist said to the psychiatrist, "A man is out here who says he is invisible."
The doctor replied, "Tell him I can't see him right now."
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.