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Someone asked if I was Russian.

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I heard this girl talking about how much she hates stalkers.

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My first job was a running shoe company; I tried but I just couldn't fit in.

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”