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Mary had a little lamb.
She's not a vegan anymore.
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A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
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My 8 year old daughter got me with "I can breathe under water"
She filled a cup of water placed it on her head and began to violently and rapidly breathe in and out. The force is strong with her.
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I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
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I had a Wookie burger at a Star Wars cafe
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