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Why didn't anyone say anything when the king farted?
It was a noble gas.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
His wife showed up.
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
I thought to myself 'well this changes everything'.
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Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.
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