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What do you call a famous Roman leader who suffered from epilepsy?

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Of all my body parts, my fingers are the most reliable.

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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, “If you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

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One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert