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I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless...
I was like 0mg.
How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.
Before my operation, my doctor gave me the option to be knocked out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Why is the nose in the middle of the face?
Because it's the scenter.
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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.
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