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I had this crazy dream where I was virtually weightless...
I was like 0mg.
You know people say they pick their nose?
I was just born with mine.
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
I just dodged a bullet.
I can't stand stair lifts.
They drive me up the wall!
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My teacher says I'm pretty good at addition but I'm terrible at subtraction.
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