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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?

I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...

Parallel lines have so much in common.

I'd like to start dieting...

Why did the smartphone need glasses?

I know loads of jokes about cash machines.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

My wife says she's good at yoga.

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

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Who is the patron saint of e-mail?

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

What is a mummy's favorite music genre?

I just flew in from a Transformers convention

Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station.

Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?

What does a dentist get on his one-year work anniversary?

My six-pack is very precious to me.

Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

Our wedding was so beautiful …

I had a racing snail...

What did the yogi tell his restless students?

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Why did the nazi got run over?

What did the bear say after hibernation?

Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Why did the Mexican push two of his three children off a cliff?

What do you call a cow that learns how to belly dance?

I robbed a kitchen utensil store

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

Previous Dates

What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?

I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...

Parallel lines have so much in common.

I'd like to start dieting...

Why did the smartphone need glasses?

I know loads of jokes about cash machines.

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

My wife says she's good at yoga.

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

To the man who invented 0

Who is the patron saint of e-mail?

Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?

What is a mummy's favorite music genre?

I just flew in from a Transformers convention

Someone stole the toilet seat at the police station.

Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?

What does a dentist get on his one-year work anniversary?

My six-pack is very precious to me.

Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

Our wedding was so beautiful …

I had a racing snail...

What did the yogi tell his restless students?

What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?

Why did the nazi got run over?

What did the bear say after hibernation?

Whenever my dad goes to get gas he says “regular please” and when the gas station attendant (we live in Oregon) asks “fill?” my dad replies

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination?

What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Why did the Mexican push two of his three children off a cliff?

What do you call a cow that learns how to belly dance?

I robbed a kitchen utensil store

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When I was young, my dad used to tear up the last page of all my comic books and never told me why.

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