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Patient: When my hand heals, will I be able to play piano? Doctor: Yes, you'll be fine in a few days.
Patient: Great! I've always wanted to play an instrument.
Doctor: Sorry for the wait
Patient: It's ok I'm patient.
I told my son I was named after Thomas Jefferson…
He said, “But dad, your name is Brian.” I said, “I know, but I was named AFTER Thomas Jefferson.”
I wrote a sequel to the movie "Airplane"
It never took off, the pilot was terrible.
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