Patient: When my hand heals, will I be able to play piano? Doctor: Yes, you'll be fine in a few days.
Patient: Great! I've always wanted to play an instrument.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...
...you need to let that mango
Whenever I go to a Apple Store, I feel like a three year old at a candy shop.
I can’t afford anything.
Last night my wife and I watched three movies back to back.
Luckily I was the one facing the tv.