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I do yoga two to three times a week.
And by doing yoga, I mean put my foot in my mouth.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
I took the shell of my racing snail, thinking it would help him run faster.
If anything, it made him more sluggish.
England doesn't have a kidney bank.
But it does have a Liverpool.
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They'll never win a war on drugs.
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