I woke up this morning and found that someone dumped a bunch of legos on my front door step.
I don’t know what to make of it.
My first job was a running shoe company; I tried but I just couldn't fit in.
Then, I got a job in a gym, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at his face.