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Did you hear about the movie called constipation?

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TIL: If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head.

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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.