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I gave a PS5 to my girlfriend..

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Shout out to the people wondering

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What did they call Caesar when he would give a thumbs down at the Coloseum?

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

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If number 666 is evil

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Did you hear about the circus fire?

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I hate people who talk about me behind my back...

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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

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Gucci should open up a children’s store

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What does Dr. Jekyll do first thing every morning?

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I was talking to a rancher today. I said, “I have 54 sheep. Can you round them up for me?”

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How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

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How do ponies communicate with each other?

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What happens to Composers when they die?

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Dark humor is like clean water

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Bro, do you want this pamphlet?

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I have a question for you

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What do you call the question of midgets?

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up?

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My kids were very upset when our bunnies escaped.

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I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.

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What's another name for an eyedropper?

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I shot my enemy with a paintball gun

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As a new language, Braille is not that difficult to learn.

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

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I couldn't pay the exorcist.

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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

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I connot belive that bacteria would just come in my body without my permision

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What training do you need to become a garbage collector

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I was in a band in the 80s called Prevention.

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The recipe said, “Set the oven to 180 degrees.”

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What sound does a bouncing plane make?