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I gave a PS5 to my girlfriend..

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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

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Doctor: I'm afraid your DNA is backwards, sir.

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A Mexican magician said that he could disappear on the count of three. He started "unos, dos.."

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My son tied his first tie today.

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What do you called a sad coffee?

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If you upload 1000 pictures on Instagram..

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My dad wanted me to become a fruit farmer like him but I always told him I was scared to do it.

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What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?

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How did the T-rex feel after his workout?

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A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

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Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes...

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I asked my wife if I’m the only one she had ever slept with.

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How do you make holy water?

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Vegetarian is an old Indian word.

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I gave all my dead batteries away today…

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My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.

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Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good

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Why do elephants have trunks?

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My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.

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The garbage man looks sad.

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What's the opposite of urine?

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You know there's no official training for garbage men?

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How is a dog like a phone?

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I was asked at an interview what my weakness is. I replied "I'm too honest". The interviewer said "I don't consider honesty a weakness".

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Why is Magic Johnson not afraid of going deaf?

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My girlfriend really changed when she became vegan.

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What is black and white and sits on a swing?

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What happened when Richie drank 8 cokes?

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I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing

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How do you tuna fish?

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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.