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How did the T-rex feel after his workout?
A little Dinosore
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Been torturing a centipede for the last 98 days…
on its last legs now.
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How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed
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Cosmetic surgery used to be something that people would be embarrassed to speak about
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
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I saw a MOM hanging upside down today!
WOW
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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My wife caught me cross dressing and told me it was over.
So I packed all her clothes and left.
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What did the cowboy say at his second rodeo?
This ain’t my first rodeo 🤠
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it...
... then my illegal logging operation is a great success.
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I'm a parent, so I'm always right. There was one time I thought I was wrong.
But as it turns out, I was wrong.
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Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?
Air bee and bee.
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What did the ocean say to the sailboat?
Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the big bucket say to the small bucket?
"You're looking a little pail!"
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How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea saw
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Why are mints so smart?
Because mints make cents.
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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery
Hashtag nofilter
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Gold walks into a bar
The bartender says "AU get out of here!"
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Getting my toy drone stuck in a tree hasn’t been the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
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Why don’t you hear psychiatrists when they go to the bathroom?
The p is silent.
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I saw a midget wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "I hate black people" on it...
I thought to myself... "that's a little racist"
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I just went to get my glasses fixed and you’ll never guess who I ran into when I was there!
Everyone.
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I've developed a fear of negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Studies show that 4 out of 5 men suffer from diarrhea at some point in their life.
Why are 1 out of 5 men enjoying it?
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I fed my wife some ground chick peas and she choked to death
The police are treating it as a hummuside
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My dad used to hit me with cameras
I still have flashbacks
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My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
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My wife said I was immature.
So I told her to get out of my fort.
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Tell me ONE thing wrong with overstocking grocery shelves. Go on.
Aisle weight.
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People told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic
But so far I've made 3 jugs and a vase and they turned out lovely
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Its important to keep some candy in your pocket at all times.
It could be a lifesaver.
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How did the whale defend itself?
With a swordfish.
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