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What's the opposite of urine?
I'm out
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue
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My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convince her to marry you.”
“She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them.”
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How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
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Can I watch the TV?
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