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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Someone asked if there is a local chess club?

Me: wanna hear a joke about $1,000 Her: sure

What does a didgeridoo?

My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

How does a butcher introduce his wife?

The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.

Never become an archaeologist

Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,

What did the DJ name his newborn son?

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite,

Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.

Did you know trees can do math?

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Living on earth is expensive

I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.

What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Caller: Operator! Call me an ambulance!

Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.

What do you call a careful wolf ?

Why didn't the picture go to jail?

I don't trust these trees

What did the bear say when he called customer service?

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”

Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

What weighs less than blue ?

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

Previous Dates

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Someone asked if there is a local chess club?

Me: wanna hear a joke about $1,000 Her: sure

What does a didgeridoo?

My wife gave birth to our child today. Everything went well, the baby is healthy and I'm very happy

How does a butcher introduce his wife?

The other day my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally gave her a glue.

Never become an archaeologist

Burned my Hawaiian pizza today,

What did the DJ name his newborn son?

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

I went to the store to get 6 cans of Sprite,

Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.

Did you know trees can do math?

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Living on earth is expensive

I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing.

What does Keanu Reeves use to dry his tears when Keanu Grieves?

Caller: Operator! Call me an ambulance!

Apparently you can't use "beefsoup" as a password.

What do you call a careful wolf ?

Why didn't the picture go to jail?

I don't trust these trees

What did the bear say when he called customer service?

Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?

I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?

My friend asked me if I wanted to hear a really good Batman impression, so I said go on then. He shouted, “NOT THE KRYPTONITE!” and I said, “That’s Superman…”

Did you hear cheese and meat sales have gone up in India?

What weighs less than blue ?

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My dog is really good at playing fetch

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