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I was going to buy a book about phobias,

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated,

I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall...

Don't trust atoms.

I want my favorite team to be my pallbearers

Just found out that Aaaargghhh is not a real word.

Knock-knock! Who's there? Cheetahs. Cheetahs who?