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Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

What does Devil use to make calls?

What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?

What is black and white and red all over?

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

How did Luke get around while on Endor?

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb

Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?

I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?

So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,

It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.

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I don't trust these trees

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I don't trust these trees

Previous Dates

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

I can cut down a tree by just looking at it

If you rearrange the letters of “Postmen”

Last night, I had a dream that I was a muffler.

Why can't a father teach his girl about buying bras?

What does Devil use to make calls?

What is an epileptic's favourite appetiser?

What do you call a desk that can't be destroyed?

What is black and white and red all over?

What happens to a bear when it's dark ?

When I turned 16, my dad told me it was time to get a job. “When I was your age, my very first job I had I worked with over 500 people under me.”... “Wow!” I said. “Was it some big corporation?”

I work for the world's biggest nanotechnology company.

What did the ex of Ed Sheeran do?

What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.

How did Luke get around while on Endor?

For the 10th year in a row, my coworkers voted me “the most secretive guy” they ever met.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?

“Hey dad, have you seen my sunglasses?”

I just found out Canada isn’t real

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb

Did you know the US Mint is the richest Department in the US?

I’ve just won a few hands in poker.

What do you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

What do thieves make their weapons from?

What do you call an average potato who tells you the play-by-play action in sports?

So I asked the dude next to me if he knew the chemical symbol for sodium hypobromite, and he was all like,

It was mealtime on a small airline, and the flight attendant asked a passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked.

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