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I don't trust these trees

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I like playing chess with old people in the park...

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I drank some food coloring

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Wanna hear a ghost joke?

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If organ trafficking is illegal,

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Why do some people post long jokes here??

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I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?

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People who work in gas stations are lucky...

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Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

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What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?

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What has two butts and kills people?

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The strangest part about picking out a name for your child is

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

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My wife told me that I have a dad bod.

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Albee. Albee who?

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Why is honey good for you?

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After a fish was arrested for swimming without a license, he eventually posted bail.

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Why are people talking about Mayweather?

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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.

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Wanted to go and buy a used smartwatch

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

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Invent a drink called "Responsibly"

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I threw a boomerang a few years ago.

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They say the next big innovation in air travel is completely transparent planes, but I don’t know...

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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture

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What did the tree do when the bank was closed?

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You know what really makes my day?

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Why can't you play basketball with pigs?

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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.

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Why did the fish blush?

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My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry,

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Next time your wife is angry, give her a towel as cape.