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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

I was fired from a bank.

A shoplifter stole an entire case of red bull from my store

My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

What type of music should you listen to when fishing?

What does a house wear?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What do you call a pony with a soar throat?

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

How does the ocean say hello?

I changed my iPod name to Titanic.

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I'm a catholic

How do mountains see?

When I was born I was so surprised,

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

3 unwritten rules of life...

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

Why couldn't the computer take his hat off?

Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

You have to act quickly during a flood.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

I would do a steak joke..

Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

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I have the body of a 25 years old..

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I have the body of a 25 years old..

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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

I was fired from a bank.

A shoplifter stole an entire case of red bull from my store

My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

What type of music should you listen to when fishing?

What does a house wear?

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

What do you call a pony with a soar throat?

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter?

I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?

How does the ocean say hello?

I changed my iPod name to Titanic.

How do you know if a tiger is male or female?

I'm a catholic

How do mountains see?

When I was born I was so surprised,

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

My neighbor blamed my gravel for making him fall…

I entered a horse themed costume contest dressed up as an elephant

3 unwritten rules of life...

What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?

Why couldn't the computer take his hat off?

Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?

My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

You have to act quickly during a flood.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

I would do a steak joke..

Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.

Why couldn’t the duck cross the road?

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