How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb
Let's go ride bikes!
Me: Cortana, I definitely don't use any other virtual assistant.
Cortana: Are you Siri-ous?
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"