Patient: Doctor,, my hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: What about a shoebox?
My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
I've always wanted to be a Millionaire just like my Dad...
He always wanted to be a Millionaire too
People who think semi-colons & commas are the same,
are missing the point.