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Why did the guy get arrested for having sex with a piano?
Because it was A minor
Knock-knock! Who's there? Donohue. Donohue who?
Donohue think you can hide your grades from me!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
I told my son people keep accidentally pleading for me to purchase meat for them. He asked, “By mistake?”
I shouted, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
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