I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.
I never got a straight answer.
How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
Tell them to get out of the swimming pool.
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles.
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster.
Officer "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Me ,"No, wait. I can explain everything!"