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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear
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Why do plants hate math?
It gives them square roots
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What follows two eyes?
Captain.
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When I was a single man, I had a lot of free time.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly leave the house.
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What did the bear say when he called customer service?
Just bear with me here.
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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
“That’s just spam.”
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My wife asked me if I thought our kids were spoiled
I said "No, I think all kids smell like that"
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What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn't.
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England doesn't have a kidney bank.
But it does have a Liverpool.
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I just found out I’m colour blind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.
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Being a great father is like shaving.
No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday
Not only is it terrible, it's terrible!
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I think the girl at the grocery store register likes me.
She's always checking me out!
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How often do people who study scientific elements tell dad jokes?
Periodically
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What happened to the barber after he got caught on fire?
He got side burns.
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I like to tell dad jokes, but I don’t have kids.
I'm a faux pa!
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.
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Why are burglars so sensitive?
Because they take things personally.
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Here’s a little bit of advice.
Advi
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What does James Bond do before he goes to sleep?
He goes under cover.
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I find bone puns very
Humerus
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My friend bit off his tongue.
He doesn’t like to talk about it.
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If you're feeling under the weather, spend a night in a smokehouse.
You'll be cured in no time.
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I call my horse Mayo,
and sometimes Mayo Neighs.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!
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Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
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Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good
Jack and the beans talk
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What language do geese speak?
Portugeese..
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What would The Jetsons be called if they were black?
The Jetsons, you racist!
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I got hit in the head with a can of Diet Coke today
Don't worry, I'm not hurt. It was a soft drink.
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Did you hear about the 2 guys that stole a calendar?
They both got 6 months.
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My 15 year old sent a text asking me to pick him up from school and added "not in your pyjamas".
So I'm wearing his, because good dads listen.
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
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