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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

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I have my grandma on speed-dial

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What’s brown and sticky?

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What did the archer get when he hit a bull's-eye?

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My son flushed one of his shoes down the toilet, stopping it up...

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Why couldn't the Olympian listen to music?

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Just read an article about the top ten exposed electrical circuits.

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Guy at the door: Sir, would you like to make a donation to the local orphanage?

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What do you call two trans midgets havin sex?

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A horse walks into a bar...

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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. “ok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

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What has two butts and kills people?

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I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”

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Its getting too hot to wear a suit

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I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

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What did the painter do when it got cold...

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Dad: when I was your age I ran a maratho. Son: you mean marathon.

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Time flies when you're having fun.

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I ran over 5 miles today

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?

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My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture

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Where does an electric cord go to shop?

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If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?

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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

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What superhero gets hurt the easiest?

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What do you call a slow moving poop?

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I didn't think orthopedic shoes would help

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Did you hear about the guy who ate bananas whole?

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What do you call a fat psychic?

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Boss: "How good are you at PowerPoint?" - Me: "I Excel at it." - Boss: "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"