The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What has two butts and kills people?

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At what temperature are babies born ?

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A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

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The salesman at the furniture store told me, “This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.”