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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
I'm going to start a bar and call it "the Morgue"
It's a place where you can crack open a cold one with the boys.
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject?
Her: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Spring is here!
I got so excited I wet my plants!
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