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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday

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I met a beautiful cactus today, so I told it, " you're looking sharp today ". " I'm just a cactus " , it said.

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Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?

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At any given moment, the urge to sing, “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”