The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

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What's the difference between "comma" and "coma"?

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Kumquat. Kumquat who?

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Rocks don't get the respect they deserve.

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden.

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"Dad can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Dion. Dion who?

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Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?

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My son thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

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I saw an ad for burial plots,

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Our family is like a fine cheese.

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Why do dogs have such a great attitude?

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My son told me, “The car manual says that I shouldn’t turn up the stereo to full volume.”

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Parallel lines have so much in common.

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I like playing chess with old people in the park...

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I drank some food coloring

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Wanna hear a ghost joke?

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If organ trafficking is illegal,

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Why do some people post long jokes here??

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I've got 4 eyes, 3 legs, 1 tail, and 12 toes. What am I?

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People who work in gas stations are lucky...

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Earlier I spotted an albino Dalmatian...

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What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?

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What has two butts and kills people?

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The strangest part about picking out a name for your child is

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

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My wife told me that I have a dad bod.

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Knock-knock! Who's there? Albee. Albee who?

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Why is honey good for you?

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After a fish was arrested for swimming without a license, he eventually posted bail.

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Why are people talking about Mayweather?

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While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill.