My teacher told me I would never be any good at Poetry because of my dyslexia....
But so far I've made 3 vases and a jug.
A man in an interrogation room says, “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"
The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"
I remember the last thing my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket.
He said, “Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
In the battle of the mint - the spearmint attacked the soft mints - all they could yell was..
"Where are the reinforcemints"