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My wife said she would kill me if I kept singing "I'm a Believer". I called her bluff and kept at it.
Then I saw her face...
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
What do you say when Newton slows down?
Newton's Loss of Motion.
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