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You can tell the gender of any animal by just throwing a pebble at it.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

Why couldn't the Olympian listen to music?

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.

Vegetarian is an old Indian word.

Your dad is in prison and he has a stutter.

They'll never win a war on drugs.

I have joke about left-handers.

Being a great father is like shaving.

My laziness is like the number 8.

Being a cardiac surgeon...

A piece of bread attended school.

Which animal is the oldest?

Why does Waldo always wear stripes?

Student: Why are we dissecting mushrooms?