The best dad jokes and puns on the internet.

1

Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?

PREVIOUS JOKE NEXT JOKE

RELATED RIDDLES

0

Pride is what you feel when your kids net $100 from a garage sale.

0

I couldn't decide what Asian food I wanted more Japanese or Chinese so

3

My kid came out to me as trans and asked if I still accepted them for who they are. I told them quite clearly that I loved them no matter what they chose.