Apparently nobody knows why Notre Dame caught fire....
...but Quasimodo has a hunch.
I’m trying to convince my wife that I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
I told my boss that three companies were after me, and I needed a raise to stay at my current job.
"Which companies are after you?" my boss asked. "Gas, electric and cable" I responded.